For when your soul has left the building but coffee keeps the body moving — the Dead Inside But Caffeinated jumper is your new uniform. Made from recycled fabrics with a soft brushed fleece inside, it’s cosy, sustainable, and snarky enough to let everyone know you run on sarcasm and caffeine.
Sizes: 2XS–6XL
95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane
Soft outside with brushed fleece inside
Classic crew neck fit
3rd party made in the EU (customs fees may apply)
✨ Perfect with joggers, leggings, or clutching your third coffee of the day.
🌿 Please note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful decisions!
🧼 Washing Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C (cold wash)
Avoid tumble drying
Do not bleach
Iron inside out on low heat if needed
No dry cleaning — love it gently!
This product is made by our 3rd party partner and is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
88 |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
