Perfect for midnight smut-reading marathons, pyjama bottoms tell everyone exactly what you mean: Shut The F* Up And Turn The Damn Light And Go**. Comfy, roomy, and spooky-sexy, these recycled wide-leg PJ bottoms are part of our cheeky Smut Book Reads Club — because even your loungewear deserves attitude.
Sizes: 2XS–6XL
95% recycled polyester, 5% elastane
Relaxed wide-leg fit
Elastic waistband with drawstring for comfort
Side pockets (for snacks or saucy paperbacks 📚🔥)
Tear-away care label for sensory-friendly wear
3rd party made in the EU (customs fees may apply)
✨ Pair with the matching STFUATTDLAGG jumper for the ultimate book club lounge set.
🌿 Please note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful decisions!
🧼 Washing Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C (cold wash)
Avoid tumble drying
Do not bleach
Iron inside out on low heat if needed
No dry cleaning — love it gently!
Size guide
| |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
76 |
94 |
| S |
80 |
98 |
| M |
84 |
102 |
| L |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
140 |
158 |
