🖤💀 Goth goals, ghost rules, and killer style.
This Never Trust the Living Skater Dress is your new go-to for haunted cuteness and unapologetic edge. With bold gothic lettering and a crisp black-and-white palette, this dress is for those who live for spooky vibes — even in the summer sun.
Crafted from super-soft recycled polyester, it’s not just stylish — it’s sustainable. Whether you’re summoning spirits or sipping iced coffee with your cryptid crew, this dress brings drama, comfort, and serious twirl power.
🦴 Details that slay:
Bold “Never Trust the Living” slogan across the chest
Skater silhouette with swooshy skirt
Soft, stretchy, recycled polyester fabric
Sleeveless with scoop neckline
Sensory-friendly: no tags, no zips, just easy pull-on comfort
Gender-inclusive fit – made for all bodies, no matter what plane you're on
🪦 It’s Beetlejuice energy meets slow fashion magic. Dress like you’ve crossed over — fabulously.
🌿 Sustainability Note:
This item is made to order through our ethical print-on-demand partner. We reduce overproduction, avoid landfill waste, and keep it spooky and sustainable. Thanks for making dead good fashion choices.
🧼 Washing Instructions:
Wash cold, inside out
Avoid tumble drying
Iron on low (inside out)
Do not bleach
No dry cleaning — haunt it gently!
🔁 Returns & Exchanges:
As this is a made-to-order item, we only accept returns if the item arrives faulty. Be sure to check your size before ordering.
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| XS |
33 ⅛ |
25 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
| S |
34 ⅝ |
26 ¾ |
37 |
| M |
36 ¼ |
28 ⅜ |
38 ⅝ |
| L |
39 ⅜ |
31 ½ |
41 ¾ |
| XL |
42 ½ |
34 ⅝ |
44 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
45 ⅝ |
37 ¾ |
48 |
| 3XL |
48 ⅞ |
41 |
51 ⅛ |
