Beam up some festive cheer with our Merry Christmas Humans hoodie — the ultimate cosmic Christmas look for earthlings and intergalactic mischief-makers alike! Featuring our exclusive alien Christmas print, this hoodie brings together classic Wilde Mode cheekiness, holiday humour, and all-day comfort.
Made from soft cotton with a touch of elastane for stretch, it’s designed for wrapping yourself in cosy chaos — perfect for winter lounging, festive parties, or abducting mince pies.
Product Details:
Fabric: 96% Cotton, 4% Elastane
Relaxed, gender-inclusive fit with drop shoulders
Sizes: 2XS–6XL
Double-layer hood with drawstrings
Spacious front pocket (perfect for snacks or UFO keys)
Self-fabric collar and cuffs for a smooth finish
Print: Merry Christmas Humans (Alien Christmas) – exclusive Wilde Mode design
Made by our trusted 3rd-party production partner in the EU
Please note: Orders over £135 may incur customs fees. We may split your order to help you avoid import duties where possible.
🌿 Please note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful decisions!
🧼 Washing Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C
Avoid tumble drying
Do not bleach
Iron on low heat if needed
No dry cleaning — love it gently!
This product is made by our 3rd party partner and is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
34 ⅝ |
28 ⅜ |
35 ⅜ |
| XS |
36 ¼ |
29 ⅞ |
37 |
| S |
37 ¾ |
31 ½ |
38 ⅝ |
| M |
39 ⅜ |
33 ⅛ |
40 ⅛ |
| L |
42 ½ |
36 ¼ |
43 ¼ |
| XL |
45 ⅝ |
39 ⅜ |
46 ½ |
| 2XL |
48 ⅞ |
42 ½ |
49 ⅝ |
| 3XL |
52 |
45 ⅝ |
52 ¾ |
| 4XL |
55 ⅛ |
48 ⅞ |
55 ⅞ |
| 5XL |
58 ¼ |
52 |
59 |
| 6XL |
61 ⅜ |
55 ⅛ |
62 ¼ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
88 |
72 |
90 |
| XS |
92 |
76 |
94 |
| S |
96 |
80 |
98 |
| M |
100 |
84 |
102 |
| L |
108 |
92 |
110 |
| XL |
116 |
100 |
118 |
| 2XL |
124 |
108 |
126 |
| 3XL |
132 |
116 |
134 |
| 4XL |
140 |
124 |
142 |
| 5XL |
148 |
132 |
150 |
| 6XL |
156 |
140 |
158 |
