Wrap yourself in cosy chaos with our Dark Winter Skies Waterproof Changing Robe/Coat — the ultimate ‘I’m stepping outside but absolutely refusing to freeze’ layer. Designed for sea-dippers, dog-walkers, wild campers, school-run warriors, and anyone who simply wants to swaddle themselves like a sexy, celestial burrito.
This UK-made beauty is built for comfort, warmth, and total weather-defiance, while keeping everything gender-free and gloriously Wilde.
Product Details
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UK Made — no import fees, no drama
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Fully waterproof outer shell
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Soft, cosy fleece lining
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Oversized fit for easy outfit changes underneath
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Big snuggly hood for maximum “don’t talk to me, I’m warm” energy
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Two deep pockets for snacks, treasures, and cold-avoidance tactics
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Sturdy zip with storm flap
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Handmade to order
🌿 Sustainability
Made on demand — because we don’t do landfill life. Thank you for making thoughtful, beautifully queer-coded (but for everyone) choices!
🧼 Washing Instructions
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Wash inside out at 30°C
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Avoid the torture chamber (aka tumble dryer)
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No bleach
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Iron inside out on low heat if needed
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No dry cleaning — treat it gently like the soft wee soul you are
