For those who like their literature spicy and their fashion Wilde. 📚🔥
The Smutty Book Club Monochrome Long Sleeve Midi Dress is here for the book lovers, rule breakers, and cheeky souls who prefer their reads a little… clit-erary. Made from a 96% recycled polyester and 4% spandex blend, this dress is buttery-soft, stretchy, and sustainable — with a flattering midi cut and, yes, pockets for your bookmark (or your secret snacks).
Covered in our signature Smutty Book Club monochrome print, this dress blends bookish energy with Wilde Mode attitude — perfect for cozy café dates, reading marathons, or just strutting through life like the main character in your favourite smutty novel.
🖤 Made from 96% recycled polyester and 4% spandex
♻️ OEKO-TEX certified, soft, breathable, and eco-conscious
📖 All-over Smutty Book Club monochrome print
👗 Midi length with long sleeves and side pockets
🌍 3rd party made to order in the EU — orders over £135 may incur customs fees
💫 Available in sizes 2XS–6XL
Style tip: Pair it with chunky boots, a dark lip, and your sauciest reading material for full Wilde Mode fantasy.
🌿 Please note:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful decisions!
🧼 Washing Instructions:
Wash inside out at 30°C (cold wash)
Avoid tumble drying
Do not bleach
Iron inside out on low heat if needed
No dry cleaning — love it gently!
Size guide
| |
CHEST (inches) |
WAIST (inches) |
HIPS (inches) |
| 2XS |
31 ½ |
23 ⅝ |
33 ⅞ |
| XS |
33 ⅛ |
25 ¼ |
35 ⅜ |
| S |
34 ⅝ |
26 ¾ |
37 |
| M |
36 ¼ |
28 ⅜ |
38 ⅝ |
| L |
39 ⅜ |
31 ½ |
41 ¾ |
| XL |
42 ½ |
34 ⅝ |
44 ⅞ |
| 2XL |
45 ⅝ |
37 ¾ |
48 |
| 3XL |
48 ⅞ |
41 |
51 ⅛ |
| 4XL |
52 |
44 ⅛ |
54 ⅜ |
| 5XL |
55 ⅛ |
47 ¼ |
57 ½ |
| 6XL |
58 ¼ |
50 ⅜ |
60 ⅝ |
| |
CHEST (cm) |
WAIST (cm) |
HIPS (cm) |
| 2XS |
80 |
60 |
86 |
| XS |
84 |
64 |
90 |
| S |
88 |
68 |
94 |
| M |
92 |
72 |
98 |
| L |
100 |
80 |
106 |
| XL |
108 |
88 |
114 |
| 2XL |
116 |
96 |
122 |
| 3XL |
124 |
104 |
130 |
| 4XL |
132 |
112 |
138 |
| 5XL |
140 |
120 |
146 |
| 6XL |
148 |
128 |
154 |
